Shows and exhibitions have come and gone over the past 20 years. Some are impossibly popular and extremely expensive while others offer far better value for money. But the fact remains the same: unless you happen to be Apple launching the iPhone 5, do not bother announcing anything at events. It will simply get sucked into the noise and sink to the bottom of the news pool.

Even as a junior PR I knew what many agencies now still don’t realise: Journalists hate follow up calls. You’re only useful if you’re helping them do their work. If you stop them, to make them help you with your admin, they’ll soon learn to cut you out the loop. So my first ever PR job was nearly lost over a huge row over follow-ups with journalists.

It seems that releases concerning new appointments are being written in a kind of retarded shorthand, drawn from the same bucket of words to gloss over flaws, dehumanise the people involved and make a potentially interesting story as standardised and dull as possible.